t-swifts:

insidelime:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans

we had victoria day last monday which means we had no school, plus free health care

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)






thelordofthebutts:

when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them



teresavuvuvu:

i have the biggest urge to just call you and tell you i miss you right now



pockytardis:

theannoyingskwid:

Malerie, that’s impossible. Let’s assume the average song runs somewhere around 3 minutes. There’s 1440 minutes in a day; if we were to divide 1440 by 3, we would get 480, meaning you would only be able to listen to that song 480 times a day. 
hey now that’s not fair.
she could open multiple tabs at once
divide 56417451548561253451232 by 480 and it makes 11753635739283.56, round that up to 1,175,363,573,928 windows/tabs all on youtube repeat, and considering her computer doesn’t crash/explode from the sheer amount of windows running, she can metaphorically listen to it 56,417,451,548,561,253,451,232 times in one day


HAHAHAHAHAHA MY COMMENT IS BACKC
I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THAT SNARKY COMMENT WITH THE DEAN PICTURE OH MAN……………………..